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Hello out there
in pipe and cigar land! It's Fireman Woody with the next exciting
installment of FIREMAN-WOODY'S FAVORITE TOYS. This time I'm-a-talkin' about practical
things. It might not be the most flashy part of your whole smoking outfit,
but if you do it right, it will make people think you are really cool.
This article is about pipe and cigar pouches.
Uncle Bob will
tell you that when it comes to smokin', it's all about toys.
Well I say It's all about the presentation of your toys.
If you are out
some place nice where you can't spit on the floor or at your
senior prom with Stuart and his date or just out shootin' pool with the boys,
it's nice to have a pouch for everything. It makes it easy. It helps you keep
it all together. It makes a great impression when it counts, and if you are on
the market, it might even help you attract chicks. Woo Hoo!
When I am
out on the town with my beautiful bride, I am usually in charge of:
- The money
- The ID (that's for me. My wife never gets carded)
- The drinks
- And of course,
- The smokes.
Therefore,
my pouch has to be ready with a couple pipes for me. My tobacco.
My pipe tools. A couple cigars for she and I to share. Her cigarettes. Her lighter.
Freebies to promote the store, and anything else she thinks we might need
(fresh underwear if we are in a car wreck etc.).
Now in the
shop you will find quite the selection to fit any pocket and any
pocketbook. For cigars, the prices and sizes are all over the place. And there
is enough variety to fit everybody from Farmer Ted, to the bank executive, to
those fancy boys like Uncle Bob. In tobacco pouches, It is split about 50-50
between 3 different types (huh?)
- You have zipper tobac pouches
- You have zipper pouches that also hold a pipe or two
- You have the good old fashion role-up pouches (my personal favorite)
- Then you have the all in one "European" carry-all like I use.
And yes that
was 4 different kinds, but who is counting.
If you don't
have anything but the plastic bags and cardboard boxes we keep
loading you up with whenever you come in the shop; and it's all starting to
collect in your pockets like the cheeks of some tree-eatin' beaver who can't
remember to spit; then by golly it is time you come in and get yourself a pouch
for all that stuff!
My advice:
Get what you like,
But definitely give it some thought and get something good.
Quality counts unless you want it to fall apart and drop your expensive toys on
the floor.
It sure helps
me when the bar is closing and all I have to do is zip and run
instead of checking pockets and wondering where I put the spare underwear.
Aaron "Woody" Wood
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